Matthew was found in a sewer drainage pipe when he was three years old. The picture above was taken the first day of school. His mom shaves him everynight.
He believes himself to be Zelda the Infected Elf, pointy ears and all. His pancreas is the size of Tahiti.
Matt's idea of a good time is going to a party and reading a book. On dark and stormy nights, while sitting in his Deku Tree, he finds the time to knit quilts for many of his homies. He is often found on street corners singing and playing his guitar to homeless people. Usually the homeless people leave.
Each night before bed Matthew tucks his undies right next to him under the covers.
While sitting in his room quietly, he sometimes fantasizes about being Xena the Princess Warrior. Matthew always makes sure that his purse goes divinely well with his outfit!
